Hello girls and ladies and gents, if any! We’re bringing you an exclusive piece on people being honest at work, which I’m sure will be close to every working person’s hearts. It’s all in good humor, so sit back and enjoy this article about what you usually say and what you really want to say to some people.
Boss: Please finish this brief and submit it in latest an hour.
You: Yes boss! Will be with you in 30 minutes max!
Also you: Suuure, after I’m done secretly Netflix-ing and reading Buzzfeed articles… in 4 hours! I don’t know how you believe in me so much.
Boss: Where have all the office supplies gone? They keep disappearing!
You: OH MY GOD, really? I don’t think so. Everything’s in place.
Also you: HEHEHE catch me if you can!
Boss: Heyyyy junior, can I see you in my office?
Also boss: I haven’t exercised my authority for today… I REALLY SHOULD. So you, junior, have been selected carefully by me to come to my office and hear me go on and on about discipline (even though I don’t care one bit about it myself) but I’ll still do it cuz I’M THE BOSS MUAHAHAHA.
Boss: I would really appreciate if you finish your work on time… this isn’t how a business is run. PLEASE send it in on time.
Also boss: WHY DID I HIRE YOU, YOU KNEW NOTHING YET I HIRED YOU. I AM HYPERVENTILATING, MY BUSINESS IS FAILING.
You to boss: Oh good morning boss! You look so handsome today!
Also you: I’M JUST LYING I talk sh*t about you every day with my friends and honestly you’re not close to good looking- I just don’t wanna lose this job.
Boss right before chutti to you: Hey, can you print a couple of these files and write down this letter for me? Won’t take much time.
You: Sure, no problem at all. I don’t have to be anywhere!
Also you: I WILL DO KAALA JAADU ON YOU SOMEDAY SOON, I CAN FEEL IT.
Co-worker to you: Ohhh, hi you know today I used primer, foundation, eyeshadow, kaali billi powdarrr, eyeshadow in blue pink yellow, glitter eyeliner, cleanser, so many highlighter and bronzer AND did this first and then that and that and this and finally this is my 5 minute no-makeup look.
You: Wow looks really nice on you!
Also you: RECIPE NAI MAANGI THI, BIBI! p.s BHAYAANAK LAGRI HO!
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